Farm Life

On a dairy farm, you work on Christmas Day. You work even when it’s 40 degrees, and the motorbike seat is too hot to sit on, the water from the hose is warm and you burn your hand trying to close the gate. The flies are thick, constantly trying to get into your eyes and mouth. And the work never stops. Everyday the cows need to be milked, calves fed, roll out bales of hay into the paddock. Set up the gates for the next paddock. One of the cows is limping? You have to quickly write down her tag number so you can find her again in the herd of 360, because any injury or illness has to be checked and treated as soon as possible. The current sick/injured cows are in a separate paddock to the main herd, because several are on antibiotics, and we can’t sell their milk. You have to round them up and put them through the yards and check their numbers against the treatment records to see if they need another dose today. 

And then there’s the cats. They’re semi-wild, living up at the cowshed. There’s seven of them, and we’ve named them all, to keep track of which ones show up at feeding time and who doesn’t. There’s Jody, a tabby with white markings. She’s the friendliest, and let’s you pat her sometimes. Her kitten is Little Grey, named for his colour. “Tabby” is a solid tabby, no white. He’s getting tamer. Winter is a black and white, and pretty shy. “Queen B” is  mostly black with white markings, named for her bossy attitude towards the other cats. She’s the shyest around people though. The smallest cat is Swayze, a black kitten who just recently showed up. They all get a plate of food twice a day.

Today, when I got up at 8am to feed the calves, it was already 30 degrees. The cows didn’t want to the leave the yard, and Sparkie, who is usually super keen to chase them out, just wanted to go back to the shade. The flies kept biting her. The hot wind stirred up the dirt, and blew it straight in to my eyes. Without Sparkie’s barking, I had to make all the noise myself – yelling and stamping my feet and hitting the cows on the rump still isn’t as effective as a couple of barks from my dog. By the time we got the cows down the track, we were both covered in dust and worn out. Feeding the calves, I was sitting on the motorbike in the full sun, because if I got off the black seat would heat up so fast that within five minutes it would be too hot to sit on. The wind felt like it was burning my skin. I got back to the cowshed and gave Sparkie a drink, before drinking half a bottle of water in one go myself. Staying hydrated is important for both of us, but difficult when you’re working flat out in the heat. For some reason Sparkie only drinks the smallest amount of water to keep herself alive, so I have to take extra precautions. Sparkie got to hang back in the shade while we fed the calves, and hitch a ride of the back of the motorbike on the way back. When we got home she got a rinse in cold water before breakfast, and we’ve spent the rest of the day relaxing in the house, with air-con and cool tiles, and access to a drink – orange juice for me and cold water for Sparkie.

 

It’s now 2:30pm and 40 degrees. The air feels thick. The wind dries the sweat off your skin. The sky is hazy, but the fluffy clouds of an approaching storm are on the horizon. Hopefully we get a good dousing of rain to cool things down. I was outside for five minutes, letting Sparkie stretch her legs. When I came back inside, the metal buckle on Sparkie’s collar was nearly too hot to touch.

 

I have no idea why anyone would enjoy the summer.

(Sparkie doesn’t leave my side, even when I’m working on the farm. She rides in the tractor with me, on the motorbike, in the car. The only time we separate is during the actual milking, when she’s in the office on her mat.)